Wednesday, September 5th

Robert Pattinson's sisters don't want him to reconcile with Kristen Stewart.  Needless to say Rob’s sisters Lizzy and Victoria are protective of him that’s why they’ve told him there’s no way he can take Kristen back after what she did.  The two of them are fuming at Kristen for hurting and embarrassing their brother the way she did.  They believe Rob should embrace being single, throw himself into his work and not get serious again or settle down until he’s good and ready.

Meanwhile I hear Katy Perry has asked Rob to move in with her.  Their friendship seems to be strictly platonic, she just wants to make sure Rob is not alone right now.  She’s got a big house and she would love the company, at least while she’s there (she’s on the road so often, the house mainly sits empty.)

Katy’s ex-husband, Russell Brand and his rumoured girlfriend, Geri Halliwell are reportedly cooling down.  I hear Geri was smitten but Russell isn’t ready to settle down so soon after coming out of his marriage.  Apparently Geri was putting the pressure on Russell to move in together and that’s when he threw cold water on it.

The Royal Family is facing another scandal today. This one involves 91-year-old Prince Philip.  Philip and his wife Queen Elizabeth were watching the Highland Games in Scotland over the weekend, and Philip wore a kilt. And he wore it the correct way, meaning he didn’t wear any underwear underneath it.  Unfortunately, when you go commando, sitting can potentially be a problem. And it was. Let's just say he was exposed.

It seems lack of oxygen is probably what killed Michael Clarke Duncan.  After he suffered his heart attack on July 13th he spent five full minutes without oxygen before his girlfriend (rumoured fiancée) Omarosa Manigault could revive him with CPR.  In the hospital, Michael's decline was, quote, "slow but steady", until his body just shut down. Omarosa was at Michael's side the entire time, and was even having doctors flown in from around the world.

Jessica Simpson got pretty big while she was pregnant, she put on over 70 pounds. Nowhere more than in her chest. And unfortunately, that's presenting a challenge to her effort to lose weight.  She says she can only walk because, quote, "my boobs are way too big to run at this point."  She adds, quote, "My body is not bouncing back like a supermodel. I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé and herself."  Jessica won't reveal her current weight, but she says she's been losing steadily since she hooked up with Weight Watchers.  Jessica purposely didn't try to control her weight when she was pregnant. She says, quote, "I let myself indulge in everything I wanted because it was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it."  She adds, quote, "I didn't realize [the weight] didn't all come off with the baby."

Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger got engaged on August 8th and Chad recently admitted that it happened before his parents actually met Avril.  He said, "You never know what your parents are going to say when you tell them you're getting married - especially when it's with someone they haven't met yet! My mom is a huge fan of Avril's, so putting her on the speaker phone and telling her the news was hilarious and equally embarrassing."

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Brad Pitt purchased a $500,000 shooting range for Angelina Jolie.  Apparently the gift is considered a wedding gift says my source, “Brad had a lot to live up with his wedding gift considering Angelina exchanged vials of blood with her ex-husband Billy-Bob Thornton.  Angie clearly finds shooting an aphrodisiac. When she and Brad were around weapons on the set of 2005’s Mr. & Mrs. Smith they ended up together.  By letting Angelina de-stress at the range, he’s less likely to get earache indoors. There’s a lot to be said for that when you have six kids.”