Thursday, September 6th

John Mayer and Katy Perry went out on a date Tuesday night.  The paparazzi mobbed them as they left a Los Angeles restaurant called The Little Door.  Obviously they are far from done.

In other relationship news, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were rumoured to be house hunting in New York over the weekend.  The two were spotted outside of a home in Westchester.  Apparently the rumours are not true...  Supposedly they were outside a friend’s house.

Meanwhile Kanye has rapped about Kim’s sex tape in his new track called "Clique".  Kanye raps, quote, "Ate breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie."  On a related note, Kim called Kanye her "Perfect match" on "The View" yesterday. She added, quote, "I definitely think anything I'd be in now is a permanent relationship. I hope so. I believe so."

Simon Cowell is mad at NBC for airing a third night of The Voice against the premiere of The X Factor. He says, "This is a cynical, cold-hearted, unprofessional way of doing business. Britney's not going to appreciate the fact that Christina (who has been a bit of a rival) isn't allowing Britney to have a night of her own. These guys have really got it in for us. It's nothing short of dirty tricks.  The reason they've done this is they don't want people to see 'X Factor' because they've heard how good the series is. They don't want their audience to see Britney Spears. They don't want their audience to see Demi Lovato. I can't bear it that the network is playing political games and playing with the audience." 

Britney Spears cut off her fiancé, Jason Trawick in mid-sentence during a recent interview.  They sat down with Elle magazine and Jason started talking about how Britney made the first move on him.  He said, quote, "It was kind of one of those things where she moved, like, turned around, so we were face-to-face and then ..." At that point Britney interrupted him and said, "Okay, that's enough information, sweetie. It was sweet, just say that."
 
Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is going through with it!  She’s marrying her no good, cheatin’ fiancé Nick Loeb.  She is protecting herself though.  Their pre-nup specifically states she gets an extra $10 million dollar payoff if Nick is unfaithful, and it escalates if she finds he’s been with more than one woman.  Last summer Nick cheated on her with prostitutes and strippers in cocaine-fueled orgies.  In an interview, one of the hookers he was with named Bianca said, quote, “Nick parties with anywhere from 2 to 5 girls, usually in hotel penthouses, with porn playing on every TV.  Not vanilla porn, either.  His DVD’s were so kinky, they even shocked me.  She also said he’d take large doses ecstasy.  Another hooker, “Cindy” said “one time, Sofia called in the middle of an orgy.  Nick grabbed his cell phone & bolted. When he got back, I asked ‘does Sofia know what you're doing?’ he said ‘No way, she'd kill me!”…

This sounds about right!  I hear porn star, James Deen is on the short list for the most-coveted role in Hollywood: Christian Grey, the male lead in Fifty Shades of Grey.  His biggest supporter for the role is apparently the author of the series, E.L. James.  Of course I have heard another rumour…  I’ve also heard that E.L. James’ husband told someone that Ryan Gosling is actually the frontrunner for the lead.  Personally I hope he doesn’t do it.  I just think Ryan is above this kind of thing… Better off to go with a porn star.

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Remember (Ally McBeal star) Calista Flockhart?  Well Calista, who is 47 is being forced to keep a close eye on her 70 year-old husband Harrison Ford after he enjoyed an intimate dinner with home wrecker Amber Heard.  She’s the 26 year-old bisexual who allegedly broke up Johnny Depp’s 14 year-old relationship with Vanessa Paradis.  Amber, who’s been filming Paranoia with Harrison, enjoyed a private supper with him a few nights ago Atda Umberto, an upscale Italian restaurant in Manhattan.  She was dressed to play the role of a man eater and one witness says she was laying on the charm.