Josie and The City
Friday, July 6th
That girl Kris Humphries was with after Kim Kardashian is pregnant! Her name is Myla Sinanaj and she says she’s three months along with Kris’ baby. Myla says she’s having the baby, but wants to raise it alone. She doesn’t trust Kris because he tried to deny their relationship, calling it nothing more than a booty call.
In related news, all of Kim Kardashian’s dreams are coming true. As it turns out Kim and Beyonce are becoming quite good friends. Beyonce was unsure of letting Kim into their inner circle initially, what with her reality show and all, but Kim has proven that she can keep some things private. Kim knows that if she were to spill dirt on what it’s like to hang out with Beyonce and Jay-Z she would quickly be turned out by them. Beyonce and Jay are notoriously private, and they want to keep it that way! Apparently Beyonce even trusts Kim with her daughter Blue Ivy! Beyonce also thinks Kim is great for Kanye. She and Jay have never seen him this content with a girlfriend. They're a great match.
Speaking of which, Kim and Kanye have now officially been dating longer than Kim was married to Kris Humphries. Kim and Kris were married for 72 days before they separated. The first pictures of Kim and Kanye holding hands surfaced on April 23rd, which was 74 days ago. So . . . Congratulations?
Howie Mandel called the cops early Thursday morning because a man and a woman were having sex in his bathroom. Howie threw a 4th of July party on Wednesday, and it must have been a good one, because it was still going on at 1:00 A.M.
Thursday morning. That's when Howie heard certain sounds coming from the bathroom. Apparently, Howie thought there might have been a sexual assault in progress, so he called 911. The cops came and found a man and a woman, both 21 years old, in the bathroom. Turns out it was all consensual so the police really didn’t need to be called. Not sure why he didn’t just knock on the door… Especially if it was an assault, wouldn’t he have wanted to end it right then and there?! Anyway, with Howie being a germaphobe I’m not sure how he’ll ever manage to use that bathroom again. Maybe that’s why he called the cops!
I’m sorry to deliver this bad news to you, but we may be at the end of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s relationship. According to my source they've broken up and gotten back together several times in the last few months. And their most recent split and reconciliation happened just last week. Things are apparently not good between them.
Six weeks before filing for divorce from Tom Cruise Katie Holmes did an interview with Elle magazine. When she was asked about being Mrs. Tom Cruise, she said, quote, "He has been Tom Cruise for 30 years. I know who I am and where I am and where I want to go, so I want to focus on that."
Tom Cruise is going to court so he can see Suri. Tom has told his long-time entertainment lawyers, Dennis and Bert Fields that his first priority is getting a court order in place, obviously a temporary one, that will allow him to legally see his daughter. Also, Team Cruise has extensive documentation to prove that Los Angeles is where the court case should proceed, because this is where he says they have lived. Tom is extremely disappointed that Katie filed in New York, and he feels that she is trying to cut him out of their daughter's life. Which she obviously is… She did ask for full custody so I think she made that pretty clear.
Tom's lawyer, Bert, says, “Tactically we can’t say where Tom will file a divorce case and if he’ll be seeking joint custody of Suri. We are letting ‘the other side’ (Katie and her team), play the media until they wear everyone out and then we’ll have something to say. It’s not Tom’s style to do this publicly. He is really sad about what’s happening.”
It looks like Seth Meyers from Saturday Night Live is the frontrunner to be Kelly Ripa’s permanent co-host on Live! Apparently they’ll be making the announcement in September. Former NFL star, Michael Strahan and Josh Groban are also on the short list!
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Taylor Swift spent three days over the Fourth of July holiday with the Kennedy family in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, including 18-year-old Patrick Schwarzenegger. (Taylor is 22.) They were seen taking a private walk together on the beach, and there's a photo of them hugging, so naturally people started suggesting they might be a couple. To be honest though, in the photo it's more like two friends saying hi . . . Patrick looks pretty casual, Taylor's doing the one-arm hug thing, and there are a bunch of other Kennedys around. Taylor got in with the Kennedys last year: A couple of kids in the extended family are huge fans, met her backstage, and invited her to the family compound. It probably helped that Taylor said she admired Ethel Kennedy. Supposedly Taylor spent most of her time this week playing with the smaller kids and hanging out with friends, including Dianna Agron from Glee. The whole thing sounds pretty all-American: Sailing, capture the flag, bonfires. Afterwards, Patrick Tweeted, quote, "Had such an amazing day. Best 4th of July I could ask for. Hope everyone had a great day!"