Thursday, July 12th

Tom Cruise may sue the National Enquirer for publishing a story titled: 'Inside Tom's House of Horrors'. Tom's lawyer, Bert Fields, writes: "Your cover announces, as a fact, that 'THE REAL TOM CRUISE IS A MONSTER.' Mr. Cruise is certainly not a 'monster.' He is a caring father, a hardworking actor and, above all, an honest, decent man. Mr. Cruise's home in Telluride, like his home in Beverly Hills, is a pleasant and loving home. Suri was not forced to stay for five months in a tiny windowless room. She spent most of her time with Tom and Katie. She slept in a nursery adjoining their bedroom. It has a window."  Well… It sounds a little ridiculous when you put it that way.
 

My source tells me Bruce and Kris Jenner’s marriage is on the rocks, all because Kris still has a thing for her former flame, Todd Waterman.  The two of them actually went out to dinner together the other night and apparently sparks were flying.  When Kris walked out of the restaurant she looked like the cat that ate the canary. Cheating is a deal breaker for Bruce, so it will be interesting to know if he thinks going out for diner is “cheating”.  My source tells me Kris and Todd are also texting and emailing each other… 

Tom Cruise settled his divorce nice and quick…. Perhaps because he already has his eye on someone else.  I know this sounds crazy, but that’s the rumour I’m hearing.  Apparently Tom has great chemistry with the sexy “bond girl” who’s the co-star of his new movie Oblivion.  She’s Ukrainian born model and Quantum of Solace star, Olga Kurylenko.  Tom and Olga have been hard at work on the set for the past few months.  Apparently they’ve been spotted smiling at each other and holding hands long after the cameras have stopped rolling.  Unfortunately Tom’s publicist is ruining all our fun saying there is no truth to the story.  Boo!

In other Tom news, apparently he duct taped the security cameras in his Iceland hotel room because he didn't want anyone to know he and Katie Holmes were sleeping apart when she visited him.  Tom was in Iceland shooting a movie. “Neither Tom nor Katie let on that they were having problems. It would have been a red flag if Katie had requested her own room. So no one knows for sure whether they spent their final night together as husband and wife sleeping in the same bed, or if Tom had to sleep in another part of the suite. But they certainly kept up appearances.”

As for Katie, I hear that she’s reached out to her ex, Chris Klein.  Chris has always been so sweet and supportive to Katie and she’s always wondered what her life would be like if she and Chris never broke up.  She’s reportedly very happy they’re in touch.  They’re both Christians with small-town values and great friendships with their family. And in a way, both of them have now exorcised their demons, Katie with Tom and Chris with alcohol.  This could mean that they’re ready to pick up where they left off years ago.

Kris Humphries is not looking too good right now.  Apparently he and Myla Sinanaj secretly dated for 6 months.  They still talk and he’s allegedly giving her hope of reconciliation.  Myla’s clearly in love with him and Kris is stringing her along so that she stops the drama.  Kris didn’t want her to pursue the lawsuit so he made her think he was still interested and Myla is delusional. As soon as Kris’ divorce to Kim is final he’ll cut off all contact with Myla.  My source says Myla was nothing more than a disgruntled girlfriend looking for her 15 minutes of fame. She even tried to make it seem like she fired her attorney but he dropped her because it was a total joke.  Needless to say Kim can’t wait for Myla to be deposed.  She is sooooo looking forward to the divorce being over.

Demi Lovato is not taking her job as The X Factor judge lightly.  Demi stopped a couple of contestants during their rap because their lyrics included references to "bath salts," a synthetic drug.  Apparently she interrupted them and said, 'It's really irresponsible to be rapping about drugs in front of kids.' Then they tried to make excuses and Demi said, 'You talked about bath salts, I heard you.'  Demi reportedly asked the young rappers to leave and the rest of the judges backed her up.

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The Arquettes are a weird family, but mostly in a good way. David Arquette is a great example of that.  He's such a loveable goof that Courteney Cox just can't seem to hate him… even if she couldn't handle being married to him.  David's great-grandparents were a vaudeville act known as "The Funny Hebrew and The Singing Soubrette".  David's grandfather Cliff played a hillbilly character named Charley Weaver who appeared on TV a lot from the late '50s until his death in the early '70s, including the "Tonight Show" with both Jack Paar and Johnny Carson.  David's father Lewis was a puppeteer who also played J.D. Pickett on "The Waltons".  Perhaps most importantly, David's mother Brenda was a burlesque performer and naughty pinup model.  And that's where our story really starts. You see, David has a new club in L.A. called Bootsy Bellows (which was his mother's stage name back when she did all her nudie work).  And that's not the only way David pays tribute to her at the club.  There's a significant section of wall space at the club devoted to her classic nudes. That's right: David decorated his club with nude photos of his mom.  He even included some bondage shots.  Sadly, David's mom passed away in 1997 from breast cancer. David put a lot of work into this, which he sees as a tribute.  He says, quote, "We scoured the Internet . . . eBay, collectors . . . and found [the photos]. People are like, 'Dude, your mom is naked all over your club!' But it's actually an embracing of it.  It was the '60s and New York, and later she went on to become a marriage and family counselor. This is a way of honoring her youth."  There's only one problem with the photos: They make it hard for David to bring his 8-year-old daughter Coco into the club. He says, quote, "I don't know what I'm going to do when I walk [her] through there; I'll have to cover it up.  But for a grown-up club, it's a fun way of exploring naughtiness."