The new season of The Bachelorette premieres next Monday and it looks like Rachel Lindsay will have quite the range of mediocre men to choose from. Here are 10 red flags from the participants’ bios that she should be aware of:
1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I am trying to not make plans in life. — Jamey, 32
2. Occupation: Tickle Monster — Jonathan, 31
3. Occupation: Whaboom — Lucas, 30
4. What do you hope to get out of participating in this television show? Real answer? Discovered. Everyone tells me I’m made for TV/movies. Doesn’t mean I’m out here hoping for that, but I would like to break into writing or acting. — Milton, 31
5. Tell us a fun story about a one night stand. I spent all day with this girl and she ended up coming home with me and we had sex. She then received a text saying her brother was missing, so I played asleep so I didn’t have to help! — Diggy, 31
6. What is the most romantic present you have ever received and why? Threesome. It was my birthday. — Adam, 27
7. What is the most outrageous thing you have ever done? Get engaged to a crazy girl. — Blake E., 31
8. Who are your top 3 favorite groups/artists & why? Coldplay, Beatles… Can’t really think of a third one. Music isn’t a big part of my life. — Alex, 28
9. What’s your biggest date fear? The chick is actually a dude. — Bryce, 30
10. What does being married mean to you? I think marriage is an institutionalized sham derived from religious beliefs. That said, when I get married, it’s a life-long commitment. — Dean, 26
11. What are your three worst attributes? Don’t trust most people, general disdain for perceived corrupt authority, I can be very blind and outspoken, sometimes I don’t think before I speak. — Kyle, 26
12. What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? Had sex with a wife while her husband watched. — Kenny, 35
13. If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why? Dead: Bruce Jenner, Alive: Caitlyn Jenner …. Would be a very interesting convo. — Lucas, 30
